Christmas Socks Greeting Card

$3.02 ~~$4.95~~ In stock

You're officially an adult when you're excited to get socks for Christmas

You can never have too many socks, am I right?!

This card is available as a single greeting card with envelope OR as a set of 6 cards and envelopes packaged in a crystal clear plastic box.

Printed in Providence, RI
A2 100# cover paper
A2 sized kraft paper envelope
Blank inside

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Sebastian L. ★★★★★ Oct 19, 2026

Got the 6-pack set so I could hand them out to friends who also appreciate a good sock joke. The card stock feels nice and thick, and the envelope fits perfectly. Everyone I've given one to has laughed at the "adult" punchline.

Eli B. ★★★★★ Oct 18, 2026

Got the set of 6 and each card has such a clever punchline about adulting that actually made me laugh. The cardstock feels nice and thick, not flimsy at all.

Jason ★★★★★ Oct 13, 2026

Bought the single card with envelope for my sister who genuinely asked for socks this year, and the joke landed perfectly. The card stock feels sturdy enough that she's keeping it on her desk instead of tossing it with the wrapping paper.