Frog & Toad Press

Donkey's Ass Birthday Greeting Card

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$3.02 $4.95 In stock

Category: Birthday

 "May all your tails land squarely on the donkey's ass. Happy Birthday."

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emma ★★★★★

The recycled paper feels nice and sturdy, and the blank inside lets me write my own message. The funny donkey joke made my friend laugh out loud when they opened it.

Timothy E. ★★★★★

I bought this for my brother's 40th and the inside is totally blank, so I filled a whole page with my own dumb memories of him. The kraft envelope it comes with feels sturdier than the flimsy ones most cards ship with.

Harper O. ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice weight to it and the kraft envelope makes the whole thing feel less flimsy than most cards I've bought. Blank inside was perfect since I could write my own dumb message to go with the donkey line. Friend laughed way too hard at it.

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