Frog & Toad Press

Dystopian Hellscape Holidays Greeting Card

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$2.97 $4.95 In stock

Category: Christmas

"May the holiday season be a lovely distraction from our current dystopian hellscape"

Printed here in Rhode Island!
A2 sized card with corresponding kraft paper envelope
Blank inside 
Sealed plastic sleeve

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emma R. ★★★★★

Finally, a holiday card that gets it. The matte finish and simple kraft envelope give it a nice, understated feel that matches the dark humor perfectly.

Joseph ★★★★★

The card’s sentiment is perfectly dark and funny—a great icebreaker for friends who share my grim sense of humor. The blank interior let me write a personal note, and the sealed plastic kept it pristine.

Edward C. ★★★★★

The kraft envelope is a nice touch and the card stock feels thicker than the cheap ones I usually grab. Sent it to my sister in Seattle and she texted me laughing for five minutes straight.

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