Frog & Toad Press

Feral Without You Mom Greeting Card

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$3.66 $4.95 In stock

Category: Mom & Dad

"The children would be 73% more feral without you."

  • Printed in Rhode Island
  • A2, 100#, 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Victoria F. ★★★★★

The paper has a nice, sturdy feel that makes this card feel special, not flimsy. My mom laughed out loud at the 73% feral line, and the blank inside let me add my own messy note. It came with a kraft envelope and a protective sleeve, which I appreciated for mailing.

Isabella ★★★★★

Finally, a card that captures the chaos of motherhood perfectly. The 100% recycled paper feels nice and sturdy, and the A2 size is just right for a short note. My mom laughed out loud at the "73% more feral" line.

Steven N. ★★★★☆

The 100% recycled paper feels sturdy and high-quality, and the humor landed perfectly with my mom. The blank inside gave me room to add my own note, which was a nice touch.