Frog & Toad Press

Get a Room Greeting Card

Get a Room Greeting Card - Main image
$3.47 $4.95 In stock

Category: Wedding & Engagement

We love you, but you're gross. Get a room.


  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2, 100#, 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside 
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Leo U. ★★★★★

My brother and his new wife are so nauseatingly cute together, this card was the perfect roast. The recycled paper has a nice, sturdy feel that surprised me for a greeting card.

Riley U. ★★★★★

My sister and her fiancé are insufferably cute, so this card was perfect. The blank inside let me write my own teasing message, and the kraft envelope gave it a nice, earthy feel.

Sofia A. ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice, textured feel that makes the card feel substantial, and the kraft envelope adds a perfect rustic touch. My friend just got engaged and she laughed out loud at the blunt honesty of it. This is exactly the kind of card you give someone you actually know well.