Frog & Toad Press

Lighter Than a Bag of Onions, But Just as Many Tears Greeting Card

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$3.66 $4.95 In stock

Category: Baby

Tiny, adorable, crying machines.

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside 
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Alexander L. ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice texture, and the envelope is a sturdy kraft that feels substantial. I bought it for a friend who just had a baby and she got a good laugh out of the "crying machines" line. It’s the perfect mix of funny and sweet for new parents.

Ellie D. ★★★★★

The card stock has a nice, sturdy feel that makes it seem more special than your average baby card. My friend got a good laugh at the "crying machines" description, which fit her newborn perfectly. The kraft envelope adds a nice earthy touch.

Victoria ★★★★★

Bought this for my sister's baby shower and the onion joke got the biggest laugh of the day. The kraft envelope and blank inside meant I could write my own sappy note, which was perfect.

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