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Two Words: Conjugal Visit Greeting Card

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$3.61 $4.95 In stock

Category: Modern Problems

At least there's that...

  • Screen printed in Providence, RI
  • A2, 100#, 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside (with a fancy sticker saying so)
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery ★★★★★

The envelope feels sturdy and the print is crisp, which makes the joke land even harder. Blank inside means I can scribble something personal, and the sticker admitting it is a nice touch. This is the card for anyone who appreciates dark humor with a clean finish.

Henry ★★★★★

The paper stock on this card is noticeably thick and high-quality, which makes the clever joke feel even more intentional. I appreciate that it comes in a sealed plastic sleeve to keep it pristine until delivery. Blank inside is perfect so I can add my own note.

Hazel D. ★★★★★

The screen printing on this card is crisp and clean, and the blank inside with the fancy sticker gives it a nice, intentional touch. It arrived in a sealed sleeve so the card stayed perfect, and the kraft envelope matches the whole simple vibe perfectly.

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