Frog & Toad Press

Another Year Closer To Dentures Greeting Card

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$3.27 $4.95 In stock

Category: Birthday

I'm kind of looking forward to it, tbh.

"Another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun."

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside (with a fancy sticker saying so)
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Claire ★★★★★

The inside text made me snort out loud—exactly the kind of dark humor I love for a 30th birthday. The recycled paper feels sturdy and the A2 size fits perfectly in a standard envelope.

Sebastian ★★★★★

The card stock is impressively thick and sturdy for a recycled paper, and the sarcastic humor hit perfectly for my friend's 40th. She got a genuine laugh out of the dentures line.

Aurora ★★★★★

Sent this to my dad for his 60th and the recycled card stock has a nice, sturdy feel. He laughed out loud at the denture line, exactly his kind of humor.

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