Frog & Toad Press

Billy the Parrot Greeting Card

Billy the Parrot Greeting Card - Main image
$3.42 $4.95 In stock

Category: Romance & Friendship

"This is Billy.
I trained him for 6 months to deliver this letter with the utmost care and professionalism. 
If he didn't hand you the letter himself, please let me know.
Your neighborhood cat probably got him and that would be a damn shame."

-A2 sized greeting card with corresponding kraft paper envelope
-Printed on 100% post consumer waste, 100lb white paper
-Blank inside
-Sealed plastic sleeve
-Letterpress printed in Providence, Rhode Island

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Abigail H. ★★★★★

My cat was so confused when Billy showed up at the door—he actually dropped the letter right at my feet. The paper is a nice thick stock too, so it didn't get bent at all during delivery.

Sophia ★★★★★

The card’s hand-delivery gimmick actually worked—Billy made my girlfriend laugh before she even read the note. Six months of training clearly paid off, though I’d suggest a sturdier envelope for anything beyond a light letter.

Harper ★★★★★

The little note about the neighbor’s cat training Billy made me laugh out loud—such a clever detail. I slid my message into the card and it felt like sending a tiny, charming performance piece.