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Thou Hast a Slammin' Bod Greeting Card

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$3.61 $4.95 In stock

Category: Romance & Friendship

"Thou hast a slammin' bod." - William Shakespeare 

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# cover paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside 
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Grace Y. ★★★★★

The paper quality is excellent—thick and sturdy, which makes it feel more like a premium keepsake. My friend burst out laughing when she saw the Shakespeare pun, and the kraft envelope adds a nice rustic touch.

Olivia O. ★★★★★

This card made my friend laugh so hard she snorted — the thick 100# paper stock gives it a quality feel that matches the clever writing. The kraft envelope adds a nice rustic touch too.

Abigail S. ★★★★★

My coworker and I got matching ones for our desks—the thick cardstock feels surprisingly premium for a joke card. The kraft envelope makes it look almost scholarly, which just makes the punchline land harder.

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