Frog & Toad Press

Birthday Fart Greeting Card

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$3.47 $4.95 In stock

Category: Birthday

 "Happy birthday!
I farted in the envelope!"

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery C. ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect since I wrote my own cheesy message to go with the printed joke. My friend cracked up when they saw the envelope, and the paper quality feels nice and thick for a silly card.

Lily K. ★★★★★

The card itself is thick, high-quality 100# paper, which makes the joke land even better when they open it and see nothing inside but that message. Blank inside meant I could scribble my own note below the punchline, and the kraft envelope makes it look like something serious until they get it. My s

Ella K. ★★★★★

Bought this for my brother's 40th and he actually teared up laughing before he even opened the envelope. The blank inside is perfect because I could write something genuinely sweet to balance out the fart joke. Kraft envelope holds up fine in the mail too.

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