Frog & Toad Press

AI Birthday Greeting Card

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$3.17 $4.95 In stock

Category: Birthday

"I was going to ask AI to make you a birthday card but I decided not to because I HAVE A FUCKING SOUL"

Printed in Providence, RI
A2, 100#  paper
A2 sized kraft paper envelope
Blank inside 
Sealed plastic sleeve

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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Amelia Z. ★★★★★

The card stock is noticeably heavy and high-quality, and the kraft envelope gives it a nice handmade feel. My friend burst out laughing at the "I have a fucking soul" line, which made the whole thing worth it. Blank inside was perfect for adding my own short note.

Emily P. ★★★★★

I opened the envelope and the thick 100# paper stock felt surprisingly premium for a card with such a blunt message. My brother burst out laughing the second he read the line about having a soul, and the blank inside let me add my own cheesy birthday note.

Hannah ★★★★★

This card made my friend laugh so hard she cried – the "I HAVE A FUCKING SOUL" text is perfect. The thick 100# paper and kraft envelope gave it a surprisingly nice, solid feel for a gag card.