Frog & Toad Press

The "I'm Sorry" Couch Greeting Card

The "I'm Sorry" Couch Greeting Card - Main image
$3.17 $4.95 In stock

Category: Sympathy & Sorry Cards

No one WANTS to sleep on the couch, but sometimes you deserve it.

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2, 100#, 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Claire ★★★★★

The envelope is a nice thick kraft paper that doesn't feel flimsy at all, and the card itself has a great weight to it. My friend got a kick out of the couch joke after I apologized for being an idiot last weekend. Exactly what I needed to break the ice.

Julian S. ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice, sturdy feel that makes the card feel more substantial than a typical joke card. The blank inside gave me room to write a proper apology that matched the humor on the front. My friend got a good laugh out of it, which was exactly what I was hoping for.

Hannah X. ★★★★★

Picked this up as a joke for my husband after a minor argument, and the recycled paper feels nice and substantial. The blank inside let me write a proper apology, and the kraft envelope gives it a thoughtful, handmade touch.