Frog & Toad Press

You'll Be Back On Your Bullshit In No Time Greeting Card

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Category: Sympathy & Sorry Cards

The “You’ll Be Back On Your Bullshit In No Time” greeting card from Frog & Toad Press delivers a straightforward, supportive note for anyone facing a setback.

  • Printed locally in Providence, RI for reliable quality.
  • Generously sized at A2, providing ample space for a personal message.
  • Constructed from sturdy 100# cover paper for a premium feel.
  • Packaged in a matching kraft‑paper envelope, ready for snail‑mail delivery.
  • Blank interior lets you write a custom get‑well or sympathy sentiment.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ava ★★★★★

My coworker is going through a rough divorce so I sent this card, and the thick paper stock made it feel more substantial than your average joke card. She laughed out loud at the blunt wording, which was exactly the lift she needed today.

Aurora ★★★★★

My sister got laid off last week and this card had her laughing for the first time in days. The paper stock feels nice and sturdy, and the humor is perfectly blunt without being mean.

Lucy F. ★★★★★

Bought this for my best friend after she bombed a job interview, and the local printing quality really stands out—the card stock has a nice, sturdy feel. She cracked up reading the message, said it was exactly the kick in the pants she needed.

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