Frog & Toad Press

Dat Ass Greeting Card

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$3.02 $4.95 In stock

Category: Romance & Friendship

Charlotte's Web, but make it sexy.


  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2, 100#, 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside
  • Sealed plastic sleeve
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Emma ★★★★★

The card stock is surprisingly thick and feels substantial in hand, making the cheeky "Charlotte's Web" reference look even better. I gave it to my girlfriend and she laughed for a solid minute before putting it on the fridge.

Amelia A. ★★★★★

I bought this as a gag for my book club and the 100# recycled cardstock feels way more premium than the joke deserves. The blank inside meant I could scribble a proper punchline, which made it a hit.

Matthew V. ★★★★★

The recycled paper has a nice, sturdy weight that makes the card feel much more substantial than a typical joke card. It’s the perfect cheeky, unexpected way to give a literary compliment.

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